BAGHDAD, Iraq - Iraq's Prime Minister Iyad Allawi declared that Saddam Hussein will be handed over to Iraqi custody on Wednesday and face charges before an Iraqi court the following day.
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Saddam will appear before an Iraqi judge to face charges related to his 23 years of rule, Allawi said. However, he will remain in a U.S.-run jail because the Iraqi government lacks a suitable prison.
I'm just gonna sit back and watch. You know this Saddam thing can't go smoothly. It just can't. Something's gonna happen either now or during the trial, mark my words.
Well, I'm done unless something blows up. Have a good evening and remember, don't do anything I'd do.