29 May 2004

Car Wisdom

If your 10 year old Nissan Sentra smokes enough to kill every fucking mosquito in Suffolk County and can't track down the road straight because it's been hit so many times, you ought to spend your money on something other than new wheels and tires, a spoiler that would make an F-1 car jealous, and one of those noisy fucking mufflers that make it sound like a can of angry bees. Time to rethink your priorities, numb nuts.

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