11 August 2004

How did you know?

There's something to be said about a woman who can sodomize a magnum of champagne . . . big end first. But I got one question. How did you know you could do this? I mean, what was the impetus to get you saying to yourself, 'self, I think it would be good idea to see if I can shove a champagne bottle up my ass . . . backwards'. I mean, I'm sure she could corner some niche market in the Internet porno world, probably make big bucks . . . And then what did she do, run out and grab a friend and say, 'look what I can do, take my picture'? I don't know if I want my friends knowing I could do that. Ah, I just don't get it.

Note: A friend sent me a picture of the aforementioned acts. And I was gonna post it, but I figure discretion is the better part of valor.

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