Yeah, on both counts

From WTF Is It Now??

The GOP: party of family values and morality

Serial harrasser Arnold the Gropinator and adulterer Rudy Guiliani will be the featured speakers at the reboob national convention this summer, along with faux-democrat Zell 'attention whore' Miller, 'former' democrat Mike Bloomberg, and Lynne Cheney, the author of a novel of hot lesbian love.

RNC spokesman Leonardo Alcivar said the speakers were selected to reflect the “strengths and breadth of the Republican Party… who underscore the president’s vision of leadership {Ed.: wtf???}, and to provide an opportunity for all Americans to see the best and brightest of the Republican party."

Well, there you are.





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