17 July 2004

She's got a million of 'em

Another from Mrs. F:

Great Excuse!

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying
home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today"

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