15 July 2004

Prayers

Two that Mrs. F. sent me from work:

FRIENDSHIP PRAYER

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the
crotch of the person who screws up your day
and may their arms be too short to scratch...
AMEN


It is called the Gypsy curse and here is the rest of the poem.

"May crabs as big as lobsters infest their balls, and when they're old and feeble and just a physical wreck, may they fall right through their assholes and break their fucking neck!"

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