02 July 2004

You gotta be shitting me 2

From Glen at A Brooklyn Bridge. I lifted the whole fucking thing:

Let's Do the Time Warp

Credit where it's due: this one's from Andrew. Kerry is being sued for heresy.

A Catholic lawyer has filed heresy charges against Sen. John Kerry with the Archdiocese of Boston, accusing the Democratic presidential candidate of bringing "most serious scandal to the American public" by receiving Holy Communion as a pro-choice Catholic.

Mr. Balestrieri said he filed the heresy charge — plus an additional complaint charging "harm" to himself as a result of Mr. Kerry's pronouncements on abortion and related issues — because canon law entitles Catholics to "possession of the faith unharmed."

"By spreading heresy, he is endangering not just mine by every Catholic's possession of the faith," he said.

"I am inviting all baptized Catholics who feel injured by Kerry to join the suit as third parties" by reading the document on the Web site and then sending a certified letter of agreement to the Boston Archdiocese.

My calendar just burst into flames.

Will Pataki and Giuliani be next? No, I didn't think so, either.

I thought the high-ranking Catholics had to be educated. Heresy? Has anyone been charged with heresy since the Inquisition? Fucking asshole.

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