He fall down and go BOOM!

I'm sorry, I know I'm 42 years old and shouldn't sink to such levels, but I'm also an idiot mechanic. (As you'll realize soon enough, Mrs. Fixer is a good, patient woman.) But President No Brain fell off his bike at his dirt farm in Texas. Not that he hurt anything, the only thing in his head is a 60 m.p.h. wind, but he did leave a divot on the trail.


Via Eschaton (Atrios is another guy you should read):

Too Easy

Today:

CRAWFORD, Texas (AP) President Bush suffered cuts and bruises early Saturday afternoon while mountain biking on his ranch. He was on the 16th mile of a 17-mile ride when he fell, said White House spokesman Trent Duffy.

Bush suffered minor abrasions and scratches on his chin, upper lip, nose, right hand, and both knees, Duffy said. The accident occurred while he was riding with members of the Secret Service and his personal physician, Dr. Richard Tubbs.

Thursday:

Iraqis are ready to "take the training wheels off" and assume political power from the U.S.-led coalition, President George W. Bush said Thursday as his administration began to roll out a rough plan for the June 30 transition of authority.

Ha, you deserve it, you lowlife chickenhawk prick! You shouldn't have made that "training wheels" remark about the Iraqis. These people are the ones who invented the term "Civilization" 5000 years ago, you ignorant moron. Bad Kharma, asshole!