No tits or ass or foul language . . . at least on the humans' part. The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is coming to Madison Square Garden next week. Monday and Tuesday on USA Network. These are the best of the best and a showcase of some beautiful animals. As always, we'll be rooting for the Australian Cattle Dog for Group Winner. Best in Show is far too much to hope for in such an obscure breed.
Also, this Saturday evening at 8, the NASCAR season begins unofficially. The Bud Shootout marks the beginning of Speedweeks for the big cars (Nextel Cup), leading up to Daytona on 20 Feb.